Cashew — Doing Absolutely Nothing
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Tiny creature / giant confidence

Cashew

Big eyes, zero plans, and one perfect skill: sitting around looking good while absolutely nothing happens.

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Welcome to the shelf

Sit around.
Stay awhile.

Cashew doesn't have a master plan. He has snacks, a comfortable shelf, and a community equally committed to looking busy while accomplishing almost nothing.

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Status: sitting.
Productivity: questionable.
Vibes: excellent.